Sunday, October 30, 2011

A Farewell Ode to the Sandwich


O savoury flavours betwixt thick slices of bread,
Colourful slivers of succulent fillings.
Plates adorned with crispy coleslaw, cups of soup, 
slender salads and heaps of fries.

Our appetite is sated!
The quest is complete!
Farewell loyal followers!
Hail to the mighty sandwich!

Losing its flavour

In this sea of green rug, we share our sandwiches...a Patty Melt on Rye and a Monte Christo. The arttle of a shopping cart goes by as we eat. There are bright orange cupcakes under an acrylic lid. This place opens at 8am seven days a week.          D.



Seated at Table No.9, we looked down on people as they strolled through the mall. Nearby, large golden fish cruised under an arched walkway. We decided to share our unimaginative sandwiches. The restaurant had emptied by the time we left at 2:45pm. There were still three orange and yellow iced cupcakes for sale under an acrylic lid...$2.50 each!! Out of the corner of my eye I saw a skunky hairdo pass by. Would I return?...I hope not.            L.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Heavenly Borscht


It was memorable for the wrong reasons. I wasn't sure if I was in a place of worship or a cafe. Praying hands on the wall extolled "He who the son sets free is free indeed" and "Jesus is the Gift" on a red wall plate.

The owner assembled my chicken avocado crepe, placing marbled cheddar on top with a drizzle of sweet chili sauce before popping it into the microwave. Nothing about this concoction was right. I wondered who had created this menu item and why hadn't I ordered the standard borscht and homemade bread??

                                                                          L.


I order a roast beef sandwich on wholewheat with a bowl of borscht. How does one write about a place so familiar? Usually all I see is the homemade bread and soup. I find it's a great place to make a shopping list before crossing the street to Askew's for groceries. Today though, I am  noticing the sayings that present themselves around the cafe.  "He who sets the son free is FREE indeed" and "Jesus is the Gift" on a red plate that reminds me of a Coke logo. 
I want to lick every drop of soup from my bowl. Amen.                                                                
                                                                           D.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Promises delivered



Our waitress is wearing a plum coloured flower in her hair. It matches her sleeveless t-shirt. I order the curried chicken and pineapple panini on focaccia with side salad and thai dressing. Vibrant paintings, laminated photos and more than 35 awards for Best Restaurant fill the walls. The restaurant is on the shady side of the main street and is a welcome refuge from the August heat. It's bright, it's funky, it's artsy and the menu promises flavour!        D.




My "Fiery Chipotle Chicken Melt" was served by a waitress wearing a fuscia shirt and a flower in her hair. The walls were covered with team photos and Best Restaurant awards. Over the cash register was a sign counselling customers to "Keep calm and carry on".

Daily home baked goodies and 50's music offered touches of yesterday while the promise of organic coffee reminded us that we were in the 21st century.

The occasional car and pedestrian passed by on the main street outside our window. Inside was bustling. The tables were full and the food was delicious!   L.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Decked out

Our umbrella twirled in a gust of wind 
as houseboats floated by on Mara Lake. 
Tree branches swayed and begonias fluttered their faces, 
flirting with the clouds.

My veggie burger arrived with a fresh gust of country music 
and a raspberry vinaigrette side salad.

Our friendly server talked about educational options in Alberta and Ontario. 
Other guests discussed a chance meeting with a token turtle 
as though it had mystic importance.

The view was amazing, the food was tasty 
and the service was exceptional.          L.
The music here is pretty serious country, "Shotgun Girl" and "Tonight I'm gonna love you like there's no tomorrow". We choose a table and then change immediately when we realize the magnificent view of Mara Lake is obstructed by a wooden railing. I order a chicken caesar wrap from the waitress who wears her various service paraphernalia on a bejewlled belt, snuggly strapped around her hips. It's a slow day. Most of the tables are empty. The wind picks up and spins the large umbrellas at each table.       D.



Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Cash only!

I ordered the Chorizo Burrito (Mexican family recipe for sausage) 
and green tea iced tea (the owner's personal recipe). 
It doesn't qualify as a sandwich as in two slices of bread, 
but hey, it is exactly what this project is about: 
the profound beauty of simple ingredients in unexpected surroundings!
...D.

The place was littered with faded photos and signs. 
The Virgin Mary gazed out at us. 
Caballeros squinted at each other. 
Colourful plastic chairs offered respite from the threat of rain.  
We were reminded by another sign that it was "Cash Only". 
A "No dog droppings" sign was taped onto the garbage can closest to our table 
and nearby public washrooms offered interesting graffiti.

When we ordered our lunch, the owner said that Sturgis North was a disaster for her business. 
Locals stayed away because the road was closed to everyone except motorcycles. 
She was confident that the Roots & Blues Festival in August would keep her busy. 
I dropped a few coins into her Mexican Retirement Fund tin.

My loaded veggie burrito was as delicious as I remembered it 
from my last visit when she had just opened for the season. 
A few drops of Valentina Sala Picante added a little heat to my bites. 
Bliss!!
...L.




Friday, July 15, 2011

Ho-Hum Haven


The scent of leather mixed with cigarette smoke and drifted down to our outdoor table. Another Harley pulled into the parking lot. Semis roared past, raising dust and drowning out the conversation.

It was a pleasant relief to sit outside without a horde of mosquitoes drilling into my legs, arms and neck. A breeze kept the temperature at a perfect level. Listening to my hungry stomach, I ordered the deluxe cheeseburger. Throwing caution to the wind, I also requested fries instead of salad. 

Enroute to the washroom I spotted a skeleton, clinging to the replica of a motorcycle, hanging over the pool table. A cigarette vending machine sat at the end of the bar. Two women in the washroom shared stories about outhouse experiences while camping at the Merritt Mountain Festival.

It felt like yesteryear. Lunch was fresh and delicious! ....L.



Virginia creeper archways line the wraparound deck creating summer windows. I order a BLT on wholewheat with a salad. The waitress is almost yawning. A cool summer breeze wafts over us and country rock music is piped in overhead.

The pub is on the main street and there is a fairly steady flow of traffic going by. Our conversation gets drowned out by the passing semis and motorbikes.  

Across the street is a Yarn Shop which is part of the General Store. After our surprisingly serene lunch experience we will wander over to run our fingers over the beautiful rich colours stacked enticingly up and down one entire store aisle that spills into a back corner.  ...D.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Kaloches & Harleys


It's two years old, this diner with its vinyl covered Harley-Davidson table clothes. I order two kaloches with turkey soup on the side. The windows are filled with an impressive collection of model vintage cars & trucks, hotrods & motorcycles, all in immaculate condition.

A clock strikes 2:00pm with the sound of a revving motorcycle engine. There is a large neon Harley- Davidson sign that I wish was plugged in. A framed poster of a motorcycle is adorned with lights poking through it. At the table across from us, a slide show of more motorcycles plays continuously in a digital frame.        ......D.

The motorcycle on the wall clock revved its engine to announce that it was 2pm. Signs on the wall advertised "Busted Knuckle Garage" and "Wanted Woman". Lights flashed on a huge portrait of a shiny Harley-Davidson. Models of classic cars sat with doors open on the window sills, offering flashbacks to memorable rides. The owners of the diner, both women, wore biker t-shirts and the tables were covered with a variety of biker emblems.  Doug & the Slugs filled the air as our lunch arrived.

Kolaches and turkey noodle soup were set on top of a glaring eagle with American flag wings. Recipes for the tasty dough of kolaches arrived from Prague via Texas,
probably in the saddlebags of a hog! The soup, loaded with turkey, added a Canadian touch. Lunch was delicious!   ....L


Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Art of the Sandwich - Will we ever get there?

WELCOME! in large letters, greets us as we enter!
A ceiling fan spins lazily on an April afternoon. Outdoor chairs sit in quartets at small tables inside the cafe. Men drop in for coffee "TO GO" while two women cyclists enjoy bowls of homemade soup.

My order of potato bacon soup and a toasted BLT on homemade bread are very tasty. The owner explains that she transitioned to this homey little place at the beginning of March and she "plans to stay until the end of her days".

Dirt bikers fuel up with bags of chips and cans of pop before roaring up a vertical hill of silt & rock. Fortunately I didn't notice the huge cobweb hanging along a ceiling beam above us until I finished my lunch!                ...L.

A sign with 'Cafe Now Open' is nailed to the log fence. Beyond, a bright orange 'open' sign flashes in the window. Inside an 'all caps WELCOME' sign hangs above the entryway connecting the cafe to the little store out front.

I order a ham and cheese sandwich on homemade white bread with a bowl of borscht.We sit at a high square table with four wrought iron swiveling bar stools. Mismatched chairs and tables are put together in sets of four. A customer apologizes over his shoulder as he leaves the cafe that he didn't push his chair back in.
There is a kind of comfort in the orderliness of these modest surroundings....D.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The Art of the Sandwich - Ordering Remorse


I am struck by the overly bright colours in this place. A neon red cashier flashes 13 over the half wall that divides us from the department store. I order the sandwich special, a clubhouse on multigrain. No regrets! 

On the counter, a trio of orange coloured juices flow like fountains inside their acrylic cases. Under the force of a large white paddle, a blue slushy churns away inside its plastic chamber. Above the shiny white tiled kitchen sit two boxes glowing with violet coloured horizontal lights. I am intrigued by their purpose. Popping up in the back corner is a sunshine yellow balloon on a stick with "clearance, clearance, clearance" written on it. 

Strapped to the wall in the centre of the room is a red fire extinguisher. Mustard and ketchup sit upside down in fat clear plastic bottles. 

I am left with four toothpicks, one yellow, one blue and two hot pink.......D.



Blue Vector lamps hovered over the kitchen, threatening the lives of all winged creatures while orange and yellow slurpees bubbled nearby. Slush Puppie looked out at us from his perch above the soda pop dispensers. 

Cage Fighter offered photography tips before he shuffled off, to be replaced by a dentally challenged MONTREAL fan sporting "Got Jesus?" on his sweatshirt. A two year old was placed in the "naughty corner". A group of employees crowded around a table, devouring dishes of the specialty pie and sharing gossip.

My order of the "ultimate grilled cheezzzzz" was a poor attempt to transform a classic sandwich into gourmet fare. The side salad was sliced and diced beyond recognition. Diet pepsi in a plastic container was over-priced and watered down.

Behind us, racks of comics and crossword books were displayed for teens and seniors. Over the steady buzz of conversation, a loud voice announced  "Security camera on number five"......L.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

The Art of the Sandwich - Garish Garnish






Behind rows of magazine filled racks, sits the cafe where I order the "Ultimate Veggie" Sandwich Special. The walls are painted the palest of yellow and are decorated with hand stenciled ivy. There is an enormous aerial view of the Shuswap tacked above the selection of juice and pop selling for $1.00 each.
The table is set with a vignette of items: a red printed napkin dispenser, a cup full of pencils, keno cards and a variety of jams. Signs are posted above each table indicating they are reserved for lunch customers only between 11:30 and 1:30pm. At the back of the cafe is an "out of order" public phone taped up with packing tape. .........D                               
    
Red KENO numbers flash on the screen as a customer describes his heart surgery. Two men discuss the tasteless details of Sturgis North. A couple of  women sit at the counter and request "old" blackened coffee. Racks of multi-hued greeting cards are displayed in a corner beyond the kitchen.

My order of mulagatawny soup, laced with brilliant yellow currry, arrives first. The prep area is open to viewing and I watch as the young waitress prepares my grilled cheese sandwich (on white, of course)with carrot sticks, celery sticks and a blob of Hellman's creamy mayo. Basic fare at affordable prices.

Old squares of green linoleum lead past an "out of order" pay phone to the back door. It flies opens and a bleached blonde enters in a gust of stale smoke.       ...L.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Coming soon

Follow the food adventures of two artists as they do in-depth research on the art of lunching in the Shuswap. Will they find the ultimate sandwich, the best wrapped wrap, the freshest coffee as they sleuth their way with cameras, writing tools, sketch books and growling stomachs? Savour the flavour of their stories, and feast on their colourful recollections.